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baRberO (joke joke joke time)
These corny jokes are all from my bro. (habang kumakain kme, nagpapalitan kse kame ng jokes…)
a)anu ang sabi ng fish sa kapwa fish pag bigla silang nagkita for a long time?
Ans: "ei…ISDA'you? "
b)anu ang sabi ng fish pag hinihiwa na siya?
Ans: "oh no! im TUNA!"
c)anu ang sabi ng fish pag malapit nang mamatay?
Ans: "help me, im DAING"
2)a scene in the classroom
TEACHER: our lesson for today is about the human race. We all know that we came from ADAM and EVE.
(a student suddenly objects)
STUD: ma'am!my father told me that we came from the species of the APES!
TEACHER: no!no! my dear… we're not talking about your family…
3) may dalawang criminal, nagaabang ng biktima.
CRIMINAL1: uy pare, sure ka bang ditto yun dadaan?
CRIMINAL2: oo pare! Sigurado ako!
CRIMINAL1: ehh pare kinakabahan ako eh?!!
CRIMINAL2: bakit naman pare????
CRIMINAL1: baka kase may nangyari nang masama sa papatayin natin…
***haaay nakuh! Ang masasabi ko lang eh***
"…anyenye!!ű…"
2:46 AM; adaness poooofed @.